*And I would walk 500 miles...well, not really, just 10 to 15 feet........w/ my laptop!"
you thought it was the song! :D
but for reals, this is a conversation I had w/ a person...a human being...that thinks and feels like the rest of us!
"thanks for calling best buy computers, this is edwin, how may i help you?"
"yes...ummm...I have a question. i have high speed internet at my house and I was just wondering, if I got a wireless router at my house, could I go like 10...15 miles from my house w/ my laptop?"
*WHAT?!?!?! this is not a real call...no way*
"sir, i don't think you can...well..."
*second guessing myself*
"well, i see people in the air-planes w/ laptops and stuff...and not plugged into the wall, so i am thinking that they are getting it from their house, right?"
*for reals...he's joking right*
"no sir, there is no way you can get wireless internet 10 to 15 miles from your house. and the airplane must have some kind of wireless on board. or they could be just looking at photos or playing games"
"so, how far can they go?"
"hold on sir...let me check. hey derek, how far can a wireless routers go?.....ah..ok...thanks. yeah, sir, you are looking about 100 feet"
"wow. *long pause* well, thanks for the help, edwin"
*LOL*
"any time sir"
That ladies and gents, is the "Question of the Month". If anyone can beat that...well, good luck, cause i don't think there is anything better than that. And you have to picture this in a hick southern accent. *Must of you reading this are from east texas...so...Picturing this won't be hard* HA!
Changing it up now!
I worked today from 12 to 8. so that means that I have to get going, in the car, by 1130. so, when getting into my car, this guy that I see walking the streets (i wave at him everytime...cause I am a nice guy! :D ) he waves me down and tells me to lower my window. so....I do. and we say hello. and then he tells me that, maybe last week or so, there were 4 guys trying to break into my car. 4!!!! not 1....4!! here...let me spell that out for you...F-O-U-R!!! (did I spell that right? :P joke!)
When did breaking into a car become coordinated!!!??? When did my car get into the blue-prints!!!???
So, I told him thanks and that if he ever needed to chill or hang out, he could come over my place. He said thanks and asked me if "smoked a bud?" Smoked a what??! "bud"? When did the code name of "joints" become "bud"?? I lost faith in man-kind. The end is near!!! LOL
I said no by the way. then he asked me if I drank. I told him that I wasn't old enough.
We can't just chill and talk? we have to be smoking a "bud" and drinking beer? (which by the way...it taste really bad. yeah..i tasted...and it's not good)
Now...one more thing and I am done.
I recorded my vocal part on the song that I told you about. "Untitled secret" Sounds amazing. First time you hear it...it's going to kick. and really hard too! But now all we have left on every song is harmonies! and mixing. and getting it to EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!
night folks. going to sleep in my car so noone can take it! :D
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but for reals, this is a conversation I had w/ a person...a human being...that thinks and feels like the rest of us!
"thanks for calling best buy computers, this is edwin, how may i help you?"
"yes...ummm...I have a question. i have high speed internet at my house and I was just wondering, if I got a wireless router at my house, could I go like 10...15 miles from my house w/ my laptop?"
*WHAT?!?!?! this is not a real call...no way*
"sir, i don't think you can...well..."
*second guessing myself*
"well, i see people in the air-planes w/ laptops and stuff...and not plugged into the wall, so i am thinking that they are getting it from their house, right?"
*for reals...he's joking right*
"no sir, there is no way you can get wireless internet 10 to 15 miles from your house. and the airplane must have some kind of wireless on board. or they could be just looking at photos or playing games"
"so, how far can they go?"
"hold on sir...let me check. hey derek, how far can a wireless routers go?.....ah..ok...thanks. yeah, sir, you are looking about 100 feet"
"wow. *long pause* well, thanks for the help, edwin"
*LOL*
"any time sir"
That ladies and gents, is the "Question of the Month". If anyone can beat that...well, good luck, cause i don't think there is anything better than that. And you have to picture this in a hick southern accent. *Must of you reading this are from east texas...so...Picturing this won't be hard* HA!
Changing it up now!
I worked today from 12 to 8. so that means that I have to get going, in the car, by 1130. so, when getting into my car, this guy that I see walking the streets (i wave at him everytime...cause I am a nice guy! :D ) he waves me down and tells me to lower my window. so....I do. and we say hello. and then he tells me that, maybe last week or so, there were 4 guys trying to break into my car. 4!!!! not 1....4!! here...let me spell that out for you...F-O-U-R!!! (did I spell that right? :P joke!)
When did breaking into a car become coordinated!!!??? When did my car get into the blue-prints!!!???
So, I told him thanks and that if he ever needed to chill or hang out, he could come over my place. He said thanks and asked me if "smoked a bud?" Smoked a what??! "bud"? When did the code name of "joints" become "bud"?? I lost faith in man-kind. The end is near!!! LOL
I said no by the way. then he asked me if I drank. I told him that I wasn't old enough.
We can't just chill and talk? we have to be smoking a "bud" and drinking beer? (which by the way...it taste really bad. yeah..i tasted...and it's not good)
Now...one more thing and I am done.
I recorded my vocal part on the song that I told you about. "Untitled secret" Sounds amazing. First time you hear it...it's going to kick. and really hard too! But now all we have left on every song is harmonies! and mixing. and getting it to EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!
night folks. going to sleep in my car so noone can take it! :D
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posted by Edwin at 10:58 PM
4 Comments:
hey Edwin..uh, that's really really funny about the laptop /wireless thing..i think i laughed for about 5 mins on that one..my roomate thought something was wrong with me! ha!!
so , i just thought i'd let you know that i got a new blog:
www.jenniferkconn.blogspot.com
have a great..night..morning? it's 1:58a.m....
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
how freakin funny!!!! hahahahaha!!!
- Paula <><
Hey Edwin, those stories are even funny the second time I hear them!!! Ha ha!!
Can’t wait to hear this song. Especially if it kicks!!! :O)
- Nat
hey edwin...I finally approved all your comments :) thanks for the comment on the hair. and I'm sorry you have to deal with dumb people at work. although I would have laughed hardcore over the phone.
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